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Most music fans have heard of the flaming lips, yet markedly fewer are those who can name a flaming. Todd has spent his whole life worrying about what he would do in the event of zombie. I read it just for the fact that i love this youtuber, his videos being hilarious sometimes, but can get out of hand with swear words and sex phrases that shouldnt be said in front of kids under the age of 14, which are most of his viewers. No wonder she had time to shag other bible characters. Youtube urged to remove ksi videos for trivialisation of rape. One of our favorite facets of british english are the beautiful insults that are possible with the proper turn of phrase.

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